A British, an American and a Palestinian died and all went to hell.
The British said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there.... he called and talked for about 5 minutes...
then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???
The devil goes: five million dollars...
five million dollars!!!
he made him a check and went to sit back on his chair....
The American was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call the United States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...
he called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???? The devil goes: ten million dollars...
ten million dollars!!!!!! He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
The Palestinian was extremely soooo jealous too... he starts screaming and screaming, I wanna call Palestine too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to everybody... he called Palestine and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking...
then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???? The devil goes: one dollar...
only one dollar?!!!!!
The devil goes: yes, well, from hell to hell, it's local !